Hello faithful fans! Your king Metal Steve has returned and is ready to spill all the details about the Nintendo Switch 2. I just returned from the Nintnedo HQ in Washingtom where I was able to infiltrate the buidling because of my games journalist credentials. I signed multiple NDA's (NON DIS-CLOSURE AGREEMENT) but I crossed my fingers so it's does not count! haha! But seriously let's get on with the show shall we? I am going to list all of teh things about the Switch 2 that I learned.
1. NAME
It's not going to be called Switch 2 but insthead will be another name. Miyamoto who is the guy who makes all of the Nintedo games and systmes (of course!) is still thinking of a cleve rname for the system. But Nintnedo learned their lesson with the Wii U. People want to know their spending their hard earned dollars on something new nad not just an expansion or add-on. SEGA 32X ANYONE? We all know how that one turned out. Right now the popular name for Switch 2 is an ocean theme, with some staff claling it CURRENTS. Why, you might ask? Read on and your old friend Metal Steve will let you know.
2. CURRENTS
One of th eproblems with the Nintnedo Switch is that the system would get hot while playing it. The new system which i'm goigng to call by its popular name right now, CURRENTS has water current technology imbedded within the system.But it's not just to cool the system down, which it does because imagine a handheld system running the level of graphics that it does (more on that in a second). But the three screens (yes, you read that righgh!) have a new technlogy called Liquid OLED. It allows for amazing 3D effects without glasses and the ability for the screen to reshape itself. That's right folks, you heard it here first. Liquid OLED will be a gmaechanger!
3. GRAPHICS POWER
Some people are worry that CURRENTS will "only" have PS4 Pro graphics. Um hello there, Metal Steve to earth. Have you seen some of the games running on the PS4 Pro? Now imagine those games with 3D effects and a shape changing screen and youhave what is sure to be something unimaginable. And besides, we all know Miyamoto knows how to take the best advhantge of any system he designs, so expect Mario to look amazing on CURRENTS.
4. MARIO
Oh yah, Mario! CURRENTS is going to launch with a new 3D Mario game which might have a name changhe but is currently being called SUPER MARIO OCEAN WORLD 3D. Remember Bowse'rs Fury and all of the open world kind of eleents that had? Now get ready because Mario will be returning to a similar adventure only with all of the new things thrown at it like Liquid OLED and more. Oh, and did I forget to mention something? STEVE NEVER FORGETS! haah! Read on!
5. ANALOG STICKS
CURRENTS hs more than your typical analog sticks. The new systme will have force feedback analog sticks that push bakc and get harder to move depending on the gameplay. Imagine Mario walking thru mud and it being hard topush the sticks. Well imagine no more because your majesty Metal Steve actually got to see this in action. And the LIquid OLED is not the only thing that uses water. The analog sticks have water pressure in them and vibration of the sticks is done completely by water feedback. It feels unlkie anything you've ever seen before.
6. JOYCONS?
What if I told you joycons were back, but not quite as you wodul think they would be? YEs, you can remove and re-attache the joycons to the CURRENTS, but they snap into place with magnets. They look almost the same at first, but once you pull the joycons off you'll find each has a small OLED screen on them kind of like a Dreamcast VMU only futuristic. And the joycons have the Liquid OLED type feedback from the analog sticks. Friends the future is now. "FUTURE? I HARDLY KNOW HER!" lol! And the joycons are not called Joycons this time around, either. But I dont know the new name. Sorry! Your pal Metal steve can't know everything! haha!
7. 1 2, 3 4, 5 PLACES TO LOOK
yEP, cURRENTS has 5 screens total.k Three on the actual unit and 1 on each joycon. how will Nintendo take advantage of 5 screens, you wonder? Human beings have two eyes only (well, some people have one eye or none! I'm sorry no disrespect towardhs you!) so how can they look at 5 screens at once? haha. It's going to be crazy, but imagine things like one screen showing a map, one screen having gamplay, one screen having social media chat, and more. It's going to be wild!
8. GAMES IN DEVELHOPMENT
I saw a lot of games being tested at Nintnedo and boy, are we in for a treat. Not all of these will be avaialble at launch or even in the firt year, but rest assured some good stuff is coming out! Game tiles subject to change, but his is what the internal Treehouse and partner teams are clling them! Anticipated luaunch games include SUPER MARIO OCEAN WORDL 3D and wait for it... guys it the return of FZERO! Anew FZERO game called FZERO BLAZE is goig to take advantage of Liquid OLED screens and joycon features like you wouldn't believe! Other games in devehopment:
FINAL FANTASY TRIPLE (might be a remake of 3 but takes place across 3 screens and the graphics look like FFVII Remadke level)
NEW RESIDENT EVIL (looks like a Code Veronca sequel!)
SUPER INNTENDO KART (I definitly saw one guy playing as Mr. Eggplant!)
CHRONO TRIGGER 2D-HD
SONIC AND MARIO AT THE WINTER AOLYMPICS
A top secret Miyamoto game called BUZZ NEO
DONKEY KONG COUNTRY (I only saw a sun set stage but wow! Rays of likght on the Liquid OLED blew my mind off!)
AND FINALLY... WAIT FOR IT
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LOL WAITING EVEN MORE?
"Come on Steve out with it!" yo ucry!
FINE. I'M NOT LYING ABOUT THIS: NINTENDO VS. CAPCOM!!!!!! It's the new Super Smash Brothres but with lots of Capcom and new Nintendo characters! (It looked early in develpment but it was amazing to see Kirby fighting against Batsu from Rivle Schools!!!)
Okay my friends. The mighty Metal Steve has spoken. Mark my words discispsles. All of this and more will be true. Oh, and when is CURRENTS going to be availale? Launch date is June 17, 2025! You heard it here first. Until we meet again. STAY METAL AND STYA REAL! haha! Later!